Being an obedient wife strengthens my marriage,

June 15th, 2011Posted by pia

Being an obedient wife strengthens my marriage, which is why I am a girl.

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I am too pretty to major in Math,

May 18th, 2011Posted by pia

I am too pretty to major in Math, which is why I am a girl.

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According to statistics, I am more likely to go hungry than others,

April 30th, 2011Posted by pia

According to statistics, I am more likely to go hungry than others, which is why I am a girl.

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I am yet to master parallel parking,

April 30th, 2011Posted by pia

I am yet to master parallel parking, which is why I am a girl.

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I have a valid excuse for acting nasty once a month,

April 12th, 2011Posted by pia

I have a valid excuse for acting nasty once a month, which is why I am a girl.

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I can get what I want by looking dumb,

April 12th, 2011Posted by pia

I can get what I want by looking dumb, which is why I am a girl.

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I dress to impress other girls,

April 11th, 2011Posted by pia

I dress to impress other girls, which is why I am a girl.

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I can fake it,

April 11th, 2011Posted by pia

I can fake it, which is why I am a girl.

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I am not competitive to the point of self-destruction,

April 11th, 2011Posted by pia

I am not competitive to the point of self-destruction, which is why I am a girl.

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I have no problem asking for directions when I’m lost,

April 10th, 2011Posted by pia

I have no problem asking for directions when I’m lost, which is why I am a girl.

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I can get pregnant,

April 10th, 2011Posted by pia

I can get pregnant, which is why I am a girl.

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I do a pretty good job multitasking,

April 10th, 2011Posted by pia

I do a pretty good job multitasking, which is why I am a girl.

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Now I gotta go make my man a sammich,

April 9th, 2011Posted by pia

Now I gotta go make my man a sammich, which is why I am a girl.

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I get to be rescued from a sinking ship first,

April 9th, 2011Posted by pia

I get to be rescued from a sinking ship first, which is why I am a girl.

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I am clever at hiding my feelings,

April 9th, 2011Posted by pia

I am clever at hiding my feelings, which is why I am a girl.

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